May 19th, 2008
#131- Not In The Contract
Early strip today!
I took the day off for my dentist appointment, figuring I probably wouldn’t be in the mood to work afterward. I spent 20 minutes at the appointment–the dentist took one look at the offending tooth and said he was referring me to an oral surgeon.
FUN. I think I’ll get a backlog done today so I’m not working on strips later this week through a haze of anesthetic and pain. I type the blog posts on the spot, though, so maybe you’ll get some unintentional hilarity from me there.
May 19th, 2008 at 6:36 pm
Obviously I’ve never told you how dentists are trained. Regardless of how good or bad a human being they were prior to their last class, they are nothing but sadists afterwards. Might be less painful to take it out yourself, except it sounds like you’ve gotta loose some jaw as well. Never said they were incompetent sadists. Sorry Pete.
May 20th, 2008 at 1:13 am
Pete, I can fix this.
I know a guy, don’t worry about his name, that is willing to remove any body part for a flat rate. Don’t worry about what he does with it afterward. All you have to do is meet him behind the Circle K at 5AM with a leather strap, an ounce of bleach, and a soldering iron.
Also, I love this strip. Really shows off how much of a bad-assed anti-hero Tony Stark really is.