June 11th, 2008
#153- Pretend It’s A Sneer
This joke worked a million times better in my head. That’s okay, though, the real joke is that Hasbro, in their million attempts to photograph this figure looking menacing, failed every single time. By contrast, the one time I try to photograph the figure to show how much the facial sculpt looks like he’s had a stroke, I actually manage to inadvertently make him look decent.


June 11th, 2008 at 9:48 pm
I don’t think there’s any way to make the impending movie any good.
June 12th, 2008 at 7:35 am
Really? It has two giant green dudes kicking the living crap out of each other in the middle of downtown. I don’t think there’s any way it can be bad.
June 12th, 2008 at 2:28 pm
Only if there’s bullet-time.