August 12th, 2008
#197- Apokolips Rising
How to make a dramatic entrance:
1) Learn how to teleport.
2) Learn how to generate concussive blast when teleporting.
3) Shape concussive blast into large red column of light.
4) Stand in such a way that the column of light mostly obscures your form, therefore making you look menacing.
And they say comics don’t teach you anything.
August 13th, 2008 at 7:07 am
I personally learned how to overcome my birth defects by adopting super-human powers. Thanks, Marvel!
August 13th, 2008 at 9:20 am
I didn’t have birth defects, but after I was blasted strange forms of radiation, I do now! Thanks, Marvel!
August 13th, 2008 at 7:54 pm
I get some of the best comments, I swear.
March 4th, 2009 at 8:57 pm
Heh. “Boom Tube” (For the un-comic-book-nerdy, that’s what they call the telporty column of red light.)