#213- Differing Priorities
Hey, if your dad was a world-conquering jackass, you’d have a chip on your shoulder too.
Marshall has graciously re-donated his prize winnings back into the fold, so it’s time for another contest! If you look at the last panel of strip #203, you’ll notice that Red Tornado’s head is actually still attached at the end of the fight, in the same panel Darkseid is conceding. Since the name of the strip is Fanwank!, it seems fitting that, for everyone’s second shot at the Movie Master Joker and Batman figures, you all do a little fanwanking of your own. So, I challenge you thus:
In 25 words or less, describe how Red Tornado lost his head between strip numbers 203 and 213.
You have until next Thursday, September 4, 12:00 PM, Pacific Time. GoGoGo!


August 28th, 2008 at 11:00 pm
Red Tornado’s head disattached due to Superman’s fight with Darkseid, but no one noticed until they picked him up and its head fell.
23 words, there.
August 28th, 2008 at 11:03 pm
During the fight, Robin noticed the batmobile unattended, and accidentally backed it over red tornado.
August 29th, 2008 at 6:08 am
May I just say that you have summed up Orion’s character beautifully.
August 29th, 2008 at 6:52 am
Red Superman absent-mindedly stepped on, and severed RT’s head in such a way that lets the head still live and talk, although severed.
24 words, 23 if the hyphen makes the two words one.
August 29th, 2008 at 9:06 am
The lightning effects were too much for him, so his head popped off.
August 29th, 2008 at 4:59 pm
You have to admit that it was real fun seeing Aquaman weep through the whole discussion
August 29th, 2008 at 5:01 pm
Reddy got a little too close to Superman when Supes was jammin’ to Atmosphere’s “Momma Had a Baby and His Head Popped Off.”
August 30th, 2008 at 2:25 pm
Maybe Deadpool tied his head to something like the cop car in American Graffiti.
August 30th, 2008 at 2:25 pm
Oh yeah…I like the batmobile’s rims…they’re blingin’
August 31st, 2008 at 8:52 am
Esry nom’d it - duh!